I'm up here singing with Phyllis Hyman and all the angels ~ Elvis

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Somebody write an Elvis related caption here, cos I ain't doing it.

Not a patch on The Beatles.

~ Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson simultaneously, since Jacko owns the rights to all the Beatles songs.

F*** those people! There's no way I'll ever get involved with that son-of-a-bitchin' group. All they want is my money.

~ Elvis on the above

Every now and then, Elvis Presley dies. It is quite humorous to behold.

He made songs, sure, but did you know he also invented the kaleidoscope? And then went on to cure cancer before feeding a small kitten? Do ya know he says "YOU AIN'T NOTIN BUTTTA HOUND DOG!!" ????

Haha, your gullibility makes me sick. What? You weren't fooled? ah crap! You liar.

The real truthEdit

Elvis died on the bog. Get over it.

In conclusionEdit

Thank you, Thank you very much.

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