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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Elton John, or simply go here.

This goes out to all mah DJs down in the Watford Massive, yo. Check mah badd self! Hup da hup da hoooough! *Produces phlegm* Oh God, I need a pint after that.

~ Elton John

Elton Rubens Ze Alfonso John is gay straight a stupid leekwit Superman in a wig.


  • His real name is Flug No Flarbex, though he chooses not to use this. He thinks it's too 'normal'.
  • His favourite football player is Michael Vaughan.
  • Is in fact a lizard.

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