“Why, this article is nothing more than a bunch of childish gibberish!”

~ 3 year old

“What of it?”

~ Writer

OH HAI MY ANE IS ED AND I IS FUNNEH! I DO SHITTS DAT"S SO FUNNEH LAWL >

WAI MAI NAAM IS ED Edit

IT FUNNY STROY THAT I DON"T REMEMBA WEN. MOMMY 8 JAKE BLAK WEN I WASS TWO AND THEN NAMED ME ED> THAT"S WAI I NAAM ED> AND THEN I DISTUFF AND SHE LAFFED AND IF ELL DOWN THE STARES>

ED IS FUNNH NAAM Edit

YAH ED IS FUNNEH ANEM AND I LEIK IT A LOT. I THINK TAT ONE GUY IS NAMED ED> I HAET HIM> HE LIEKS SILLY HATS AND I DON"T LIKE SILLEH HATS SO I DON":T LIKE HIM DAT MUCH AND DAT IS BAD> THEN DADDY CUM HOME AND BEET ME FOR EAT LAST CUPCAKE OF CHOKOLATES>

ED IS NTO EDI Edit

EDI IS STOPIT NAME CUZ IT HAS I ON IT.

DEET!