The Germanian foot-where? is often shot from a catapult after gaining the trust of a blind wolfmother.
Aruga (extended double-barrel hyphone)
Indubiatously owled chum.
Being shot while staring down a double beret shotpun can result in 20:20:40% vision. Physiotheraputility can lessen the effect's affect's affectionate nibbles but leaves the victim in a state of Barry Scott.
The only the known nounal cure for Post-Double Beret Storm Syndrome is Testostereich - enment. (All right - Subtle Linkage there, no ... there.
My child, My child
Don't run to the teacher I'm not going on the register for hate crimes ag-anul.
The Gnomes, The Gnomes!!! Edit
Beware the Gnomes - the ones plotting your demise in an inactive window on your PC (and sometimes lockjaw).