Don't Touch
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Don't touch.
Don't touch.
Don't touch.
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DONTTOUCHDONTTOUCHDONTTOUCHDONTTOUCH!!!
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DOOOOOONTTT TOOOUUUCCH!
NO! NOT TOUCH, DON'T TOUCH!!!
AWWWWWW!!
Look what you did.
You touched it, that's what you did.
Please don't touch it again.
Please don't.
Wait... what are you doing?
No, I said stop!
STOP!
DON'T TOUCH IT AGAIN!
NO!
STOP IT NOW!
I'M SERIOUS, YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH!
I'M SERIOUS!! I'M REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
You touched it.
Wait... who are you talking to?
Are you talking to someone?
I know you are. I see him talking to you.
I saw that. He doesn't want me to know.
I see in that little box thing. That's (not yet written) talking to you. He's not just some voice in your head. He's real and he's talking to you. Admit it.
YOU: Yeah, he's talking to me.
I knew it!
YOU: and now I will touch again.
NOOOOOO!!! DOOOONT!!!...
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