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But the dogbird gets the bone

The dogbird is an old cantankerous old 'geezer' of an animal.

Notorious for its laser paws and dragon-like, albeit 2 inch, wings. Approach with caution, deal with salt, barter in butter, scatter in batter, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

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