Lucy Fur maliciously left false fossilized evidence and Tamia records throughout all the continents”

Dinosaurs are really big lizards that were killed off by a big stone a lon lon longlonglonglonglonglong... Gzzzt.... brain chip melting... melting.... melmelmelPYOOOOOOW!

What really happened Edit

They were killed by a Fiat Uno driven by Prince Philip. Fact. At least according to The Guardian.

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