A day is a unit of circular measurement via water displacement equal to 3.14159265359... joules. In the Chinese system of measurement, 2 days are "one less than the number of Buddhist monks in Tibet." However, the rest of the world generally refuses to accept the Chinese system of measurement because of its "inherent Communist bias," which is evident in the use of the number one.

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