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Dame Etna Everidge is definately a threat to the above. Once she has wooed your firewall into submission with your spyware and virus protection as his/her/it's bits on the side, she will attempt to play a rampant game of lego soldiers with your computer.
Generally this doesn't work because your computer is like drunk and is currently appearing offline. It explodes into a thousand pizzas leaving you
bored and frustrated as you have exam leave and feel like crap decapitated.