Click for free* holiday

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Congrats, you've won* a free holiday to your house!**

* Just send £5,000 to Illogicopedia, c/o Silent Penguin, Somewhere
** Terms and restrictions may apply, extra charge for baggage

[edit] Testimonials From Other Winners

• I won a free holiday, Im so overwhelmed, I had a lovely afternoon in Grimsby, would win again, but they dont hand out these things lightly.--Silent Penguin 14:32, 1 February 2007 (EST)

• I reffered my freinds, and won a free vacation! Goshzilla 13:13, 3 February 2007 (EST)

• EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! EUROIPODS! Oh, wait, maybe this is the wrong place... Nintendorulez 06:15, 29 March 2007 (EST)

• I had the most wonderful years in my house. Thanks for a great vacation. Randomness 00:38, 23 Aym 2007 (UTC)

• OMG OMG OMG! OMG OMG OMG! OMG OMG OMG! - 14-Year-Old Girl 14:05, 29 Aym 2007 (UTC)

• Was alright. But some sugger had made a completel mess of the room I was staying in. I killed him when I got home. --Tori Belliachi 11:35, 3 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

• That was an awesome change. I never thought I would feel better again, but this free holiday was just the thing I needed. I would recommend it to everybody! --193.198.16.211 15:58, 21 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

• WOW! I loved my holiday in Sheffield! Never seen anywhere like it!8D  The bladester (chatting)20:18, 7 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

• I bought a holiday and all I got was a free click. ¬_¬ --TReich (My Bad) 14:11, 6 Arply 2008 (UTC)

• I must strongly object to the prize of this contest. It is highly discriminating, because it means that homeless people will never be able to win a prize! I demand that:

1. People living in the street may win a holiday to their favourite street.
2. Nomads can win a holiday to their favourite tents (wherever that may be).
3. I get a holiday to my boat
4. People whose lives ar in Vain, may spend quality time in Vain. -- D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 19:18, 30 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

• i went on thte fre holndey andx goot drunk -- 55.234.66.155
• i got kille d wen i went on my holiday. hey thats a song by green day! --   Conquistador Chewbacca Trombly ^(RFK) _{The Walking Carpet!} 23:33, 15 Aym 2008 (UTC)
• My army of flying ninjas has assassinated your free* holiday. You fail. Please try again.-- Uberninja1337
• By any chance can you convert the prize to dollars? --->T3<--- 01:56, 4 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
• What the hell is a free holiday? Is that some British term for vacation? --  _{T3PO Talk?..I'm bored | articles? | email?}
• OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! I WON A FREE HOLIDAY!!!!! WOOOHO! AND ALL I DID WAS CLICK! -- patx @illogicopedia
• If it's free, that means I don't have to mortage my house to get the money! Thank god I stumbled onto this link! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 05:04, 5 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)