Cillit Bang
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“Removes bloodstains perfectly!”
~ Serial killer on Cillit Bang
“Removes your annoying roommate who keeps asking you for $20!”
~ Silent Penguin on Cillit Bang
“Hi, I'm Barry Scott (Makes mouth movements)”
~ Barry Scott on that dubbed advert
A cleaning fluid that removes anything... even yamama yoghourt.
[edit] Chemical components
- 63% Ownage
- 14% Beef Jerky
- 15% Enriched Uranium-230
- 13% ???
- 3% Spandex
- 1% Carebear fur
- 9001% Vegeta-bles
“I know it was used in the Eighth World War by Suiseiseki against the Dirigibles and Super Japan”
~ Desu on Random Insanity
“It made my mum go away.”
~ emo4eva on Cillit Bang
Invented by Johann Gambolputty von Ausfern-Splenden-Schlittel-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle- Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von-Knackertrasher-Applebanger-Horowitz- Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemayer- Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-This-Is-Beggining-To-Drag-On-Himbleeisen- Bahnwagen-Gutenabent-Bitte-Ein-Nörnburger-Bratwurstle-Gersputen-Mitz- Weimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Shonedanker-Kalbsfleisch-Auf-Weidersehn-Mittler -Aucher-von-Hautkopft-of-Ulm-tler VII.
