Chuck Norris blows up the moon
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| The Moon is currently blowed up by Mr. Norris. |
Chuck Norris blows up the moon! Chuck Norris can, and he will. And he did.
[edit] How he did it
No, he didn't roundhouse kick it, you silly. He teamed a bunch of Russians, and advised them to explode the moon. They were like "wtf", and Chuck said, "Yes. Blow up the moon." And they said, "OK".
[edit] Why he did it
Just like everyone else does stuff. To be cool. And it made him cool. He blowed up the moon.
