“Eat me on the moon!”
...You're a chicken nugget. Let's face it. Nobody likes a chicken nugget.
You know, without a doubt, that you are a chicken nugget, if people call you "chicken nugget" for no apparent reason. Well, a chicken nugget isn't exactly a person, because it acts too friggen strange to be a person. So, you are not human!
The world is full of Chicken Nuggets, and you are probably one yourself. Everyone has known at least one chicken nugget in their life! Well, the above text states you aren't delicious, so be prepared to be eaten and/or make some kid fat.
And remember this... all chicken nuggets were chickens at one time. Then they were cooked. Probably because they were stupid enough to let some drunken idiot cut their heads off and cook them. Now, think about that.
Chicken Nugget CharacteristicsEdit
You are a chicken nugget if...
- You are, like, 2 or 3 inches tall
- You are either a complete, frickin' moron, and you know it, or you are smart, but act like a dumbass anyway.
- You are fatter than everyone else
- You're bald (ahhhhhhhh!)
- You have brown skin
- You have trouble moving, because you lack arms and legs
- You are very, very, very, very, very annoying
- You have a high fat content, just like everything else that comes from McDonald's.
Are you a Chicken Nugget? Edit
Well, are you?
Of course you aren't! Lol Edit
What are You Talking about?!?!? Edit
Just forget it...Edit
If you haven't figured out what a Chicken Nugget is by now...Edit
A chicken nugget is a person who is highly annoying, and such a stupid, friggen idiot that it's just scary. Plus Delicious!! Many chicken nuggets die when a restaurant finds them, and they often die when they are eaten by fat people. These losers have no life, 'cuz they're just chicken nuggets!
Mean names, for insulting a Chicken NuggetEdit
- Nugget of the chicken
- Chicken Nugget (Duh!)
- Papita del pollo
- Little Nugget
- Chuckie Nugget
- [Insert name here] Nugget
The Bottom Line Edit
See Also... Edit
- Chicken Nugget Disease
- The Republic of Mcdonalds
- Chicken -- Perhaps you looked like that at one time
- McDonald's -- Most likely where you were born
- Happy Meal -- The rest of your family
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