Cheese
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- For anti-cheesists, see Why Cheese isnt funneh
“I've never had French Cheese but I'm willing to try. Anyone else out there brie-curious?”
~ Jessica Alba on her cheese fantasies
Cheese does not follow suit. Nor does it follow a suitcase; that is not the case. It is a most pleasingly plagiarizing apparition, not to mention some Grue cheesily. And beware of the cheese, for it is a most vile and evil thing! Even more evil than The Big Cheese. Unpurely, nastily evil, unlike pure evil, which is divine. (disregard that, for it is a nose) Cheese in fact seeks to devour the universe!
Some do not agree, though; in fact[citration needed], some even go as far as to suggest that cheese is the worst!
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[edit] Cheese is good for you and your knees!!!
Cheese is round yellow and smelly, I like cheese filling my belly!!
[edit] A sinisterly cheesy mumble is heard...
Cheese knows carrots; carrots know cheese!
It is all connected. Yes, yes it is!
Far beyond the sphere of nose...
Hihihi...
I'M CRACKERS FOR CHEESE!!
[edit] Effects of eating cheese before you go to bread
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE potatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotatopotato EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Things are chees( sorry, I took a bite of that word.
