Any porcelain remnants of the event took an unexpected nosedive out of a thirty story high window, this is rumoured to be linked to their mysterious explosion upon contact with a pedestrians head next to the bottom of the very same building.
“He'll be feeling that in the morning”
~ Discoverer of the dead pedestrian on Ceremonial elephants' connections to the West Indian mafia
There are three ceremonial elephants in the world. Each of them has a gammy eye. That's because Ellie Fant is going round punching them for no reason whatsoever. However the previous statement would have to forget the fact her name bears a strong resemblance to a well known pachyderm. Don't believe everything you read.