Cat
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[edit] Meow
[edit] Physiology
An adult cat is primarily made up of fur, claws and a tail. However, there have been many sightings of cats with abnormal appendages including ice-cream cones, buckets and even (though disputed in some scientific circles) water.
[edit] Upsides of a cat
Cats are household pets, often used for the cleaning of gardens. Generally spanning from 200 to 300 feet tall and 150 to 200 feet long from tail to nose, cats are very useful creatures. For example, if you compete in a pickle-growing contest, one can order the cat to fire it's dread eye beams upon your enemy's plants, destroying them and leaving nothing but a scenic smoking crater. As cats are radioactive creatures, they are immune to everything. When used in battle, cats can decimate entire fleets. If a nuclear explosion is to occur, it's a widely-known fact that only cats will survive. Add to the fact the cat CAUSED the nuclear explosion in the first place and you have one evil creature.
[edit] Downsides of a cat
- See upsides
[edit] Kitten Huffing Addiction
Common among Uncyclopedia and ED users. Wackypedian Kitten Huffers are rare. Kitten Huffing said to be invented by Santa Claus.
