Candy

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Why Candy is Awesome.

Hahacandypwnsbecausettastesgood andgivesyousugarhigh! Ilikechocolate! Chocolatetastesgood! Sugarislikeadrugoradoseofcocaine!

Contents 1 OMGZSUGARZPWNZ 2 When Sugar is "Bad" 3 In Conclusion 4 In Reality 5 Sources 6 See also

[edit] OMGZSUGARZPWNZ

Sugamakesmefeelallexplodeyandskyhigh! OMGOMGOMGZZZILUVSUGAR! OnetimeI'splodedandvomitedmybrainsoutzzzz!!

Itwasawesome!

[edit] When Sugar is "Bad"

Hahaasifyuloser! SUgarisneverbadevenonHalloween whenyoueatsomuchthatyoudiealittleinside.

[edit] In Conclusion

Sohaveyoulearnedanythingtodayretardstudents? "Uhgm…"

Whocaresletshavecandy!!!!!!!!!! That'srightyoulittle*blank*s! CANDYISSOPWNSOMETHATITROFLPWNSALLITINHABITS!

[edit] In Reality

Candy is actually an extremely addictive stimulant drug given to kids. It's supposed to stop their hearts from the high, but the original manufacturer didn't put enough "Derivative of death" in it, and instead now really just ruins families as a low-class drug. Toodles!

[edit] Sources

• Urban Legends by the Teen Girl Squad.

[edit] See also

• Chocolate
• Cheesy chocolate bars