|Anthem: The Hummer Limo Song Song|
|Official languages||English, Gibberish|
|Government||Monarchy and some other stuff|
|National Hero(es)||Arnold Schwarzenegger|
|Population||Quite a lot|
|Population density||Denser than snow, but not water.|
|Major exports||Maple syrup|
|Major imports||Maple syrup|
|National animal||Maple syrup dog|
|Favourite pastime||Maple syrup eating|
|Opening hours||5AM-12PM (Northern Areas)|
We've got a great history here in Canada, eh. Some people from France came overseas in search of gold and instead they just find mooses and crazy injuns... eh. Next up, the Brits come over and force the French back into that place we call Quebec. And they've been bitchin' at us for independance. Well, they shoulda made their colonies elsewhere for chrissakes! ...eh.
All Canadians like snow, maple syrup and hockey. A Canadian who doesn't play hockey is like an American who doesn't stereotype people from other countries.
Bunch of lunatics, eh. Look at them, finger pointing and shouting when the government is in session...
Maple syrup Edit
- Main article: Maple syrup