“Bob is short for Robert, or Jim. It is often used as an alias by robots without creativity or imagination. 50% of the BLOT population consume much humour juice from it inadvertedly beacuse of it's ability to camouflague itself as it's self when said back to front much like Helloolle-eesshheew ERROR 404!! RESORTING BACK TO ORIGONAL DEFAULT SETTING: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!”

~ The Robot equivalent of Captain Obvious attempting to give a brief account of the background knowledge behind the name Bob but being interupted half way through by an audience member pouring lemonade into his circuitry. That xlpdawrstoi,c'msfzrsdkjcmvndfls xqwiuhz qaudience member just got robopwnt

Bob Bob Flobbadob? Edit

“Bob bob?”

~ Bob the bob bob

The name is Bob and the job do not concern them. Flob the Bob to job the hob. Slob.

One day Bob decided to go postal and went down to the local gunstore. The action was terrifying, when trying to confront the moose...

Help I can't continue this... I or eye can't bear to explain this carnage.

The crazy fool that was called Bob had a clob of dirt on his shoe because he stepped in a lump of pooh.

The doctors tried to remove it but they couldn't prove it was a dollop of smollop of wallop and dododododododod dooodle doo.

Bob. What a crazy dude.

yeah, he was a bit of a whack job but at least he wasn't a Job whack! I mean if he was I'd have to run to my room and cry before using my mothers sympathy to convince her to give Bob a stern talking to as well as a swift slap to the face - lucky he's only a whack job eh?

number of bobs loved enough by their parents to recieve a real name since you started reading this page

Number of kids

100000000000000 lol i lie it's