Batman
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“NAnananaNAnananaNAnananaNAnanana, BATMAAAAAN!”
~ Batman on himself
“baNAnanabaNAnanana, BANANAMAN!!!!!!”
~ Bananaman on himself
Batman is mysterious!
He might also be a famous celebrity-type of guy who runs a technology company, whose parents were killed by a crimininmininal (yes, that is how you spell crimininmininal), which would explain how he has all his cool toys and why he's a crime fighter. Or, that might be Peter Parker, but that's not what they told us at school.
Psh. Like anyone would believe that.
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[edit] Batman's brothers
Maybe.
[edit] Bratman
Batman's evil twin brother who is emo. He died in season five, episode six hundred ninety two.
[edit] Hatman
Hatman eats hats. He also makes them, but with mercury, so as he ate his hats, he imploded.
No one knows why, except for Dave.
[edit] Flatman
Walking down the motorway, lorry comin' t'other way... Flatman!
[edit] Ratman
He has da powa to communicate with rats.
Oh my.
[edit] Cratman
He's half man, half cheese grater.
[edit] CatMan
No relation to Catman. All you really need to know is that he isn't Batman.
[edit] Matman
Now this is just getting ridiculous.
Or is it?
[edit] DavyJonesman
...oh, yes. That makes plenty of sense.
CALYPSOOOOOO!
[edit] Calypsoman
I seen 'im! 'E was at Aqua Road, sellin' 'is wepens! And I says to me mate, "'ey, isn't that Calypso right thar?" and she says to me, "Calypso's a girl, idiot!"
[edit] HarryPotterman
He eats Snitches.
[edit] Superman
Oh sorry, wrong article.
[edit] Man
He's generic.
[edit] Botman
Beep, boop. Oh wait, that's R2D2. Your bad.
[edit] POTMAN'duh!'
[edit] See also
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Batman • Batchap • B. Ateman • Batfish • Manbat • Adam West | 
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POT MAN!!!
