“Eat me on the moon!”
Bacon is the stuff left over after they recycle plastic bottles. It is quite tasty, once properly cooked.
History of bacon Edit
Bacon was first discovered in some random, ancient year, that no one really cares about but is only paid attention to because of the discovery of bacon, by a angsty teenaged idiot working at a cheese factory. He found that if enough plastic wrappers were shoved into a cheese grater, bacon would come out. He only realized this due to a horrendous accident involving six cardboard Asian drink boxes and a computer mouse. Upon discovery, he promptly ate it before sitting down and theorizing that cheese graters work essentially the same way as plastic recyclers do, thus leading him to quit his current job as a cheese grater and start his own bacon company.
Bacon today Edit
And bottle caps.
Bacon gives you cancerEdit
Oh crud, that's actually true, maybe I should remove it before someone notices...
Bacon is also known to give people rabbies, and is proving to make male genitilia burst if eaten in abnormally large amounts....