Yes, this is an article. What did you expect? A question mark? Oh my! You were right – on the mark! A question mark! RUN!
...or should I? That's the question! And a re-mark-able one at that. OH NOES!!!!!!111ONEONEONE!!! ANOTHER QUESTION MARK! HURRY! CALL THE POLICE!
No; they are all in on it. You cannot escape them! Aieee-
Now look what's happened. The Police have eaten you. Not a pleasant state of affairs, all in all. But you only have yourself to blame. tsk tsk tsk <shakes head>
Oh look, an exclamation mark...
|Black Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet!|
Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz mutha fucka! Filliss Himan iz like da bomb.
The legend and on-site grande-meme Edit
Now that this links from Wikipedia, we need a better article here. We're not here to criticize Phyllis or ridicule her, just have her as the star of our Wiki, now called the Phyllogicopedia. In a similar way, Oscar Wilde is the grand-meme at the ONLY Old Original Genuine Uncyclopedia at Wikia. Phyllis Hyman was and still is loved by many thousands of fans all over the world. This is my opportunity to dedicate a Wiki to the late great legendary Phyllis Hyman (1949-1995), though here sarirical in nature. All positive contributions here are welcome. Let's even build a non-satirical Wiki for dearest Phyllis Hyman, ideally at Phyllishyman.wikia.com (note this site does not yet exist, but hopefully will someday).