too bizarre for the forked, Wikia, or mirror Uncyclopedias,
but Phyllogicopedia knows how to love random stuff.
Archeology concerns itself with the history and study of Noah's Ark, the biggest boat ever. The ark was constructed by God and his first son Noah as a convenient means to transport dinosaurs to the top of water-locked mountains so as to confuse Christians and frighten children. When other boats of greater stature are constructed God jealously smashes them into iceburgs; thus, understanding the structure of Noah's Ark is crucial to boat-builders. It is presently floating in the Indian Ocean. When dinosaurs are transported they get hungry; entire species of lesser animal have been consumed and gone extinct on the ark. Fortunately, this doesn't include the dove and raven who always fly away.