Hitler

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Hitler was a very misunderstood man. Literally.

[edit] Evidence

He had a dodgy accent, and in German, 'I like yoyos' is amazingly similar in pronunciation to 'Wipe the Jews from the face of the Earth'. Silly Germans!

Many people don't know that the swastika is the logo of the official yoyo fan club of Germany. See? A yo-yo in flight.

His Nazi regime is often criticised when in fact it was a simple yoyo club. The phrase "HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!" is in actual fact a form of greeting in yoyoist lingo.

“Really, why would they say something like if they can say hi?”

~ Skeptics

Shuttup, I'm on a roll here.

[edit] Adolf Hitler by George Hamburg

I know lots about history

And about the regadeeee

I think its a fat person

maybe as fat as a fat crayon

crayons are faattt

Fat as snuggles

But not snuggles

'Cause snuggles isn't fat.

Oh

POH

DOH

Well I know!

Do you know?

Oh them mexicans

GIVING ME A HARD TIME!

They don't like cows

or me.

I giggle at the face of pickle parties

I love the taste of Smarties.

by George Hamburg

red!