Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Phyllis Hyman?

      Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Alicia Keys?

Did you mean: me? ~ Tamia

Here are the lyrics to a song I just wrote:

(To be sung to the tune of anything)

You are so pretty
Your face is all big
You have a smelly earhole
And your back resembles a pig
OOOOOOooohhh, we're half way there
OOOOOOooooah, Living in my hair....
Your mother eats ungodly amounts of anything
Your father is your mother
[Insert insult directed at brother]
A Simpsons Character is almost called Edna Krobopolla
I once saw a Helicopter-ah
w00pw00pw00pSh00pDehW00p gah!!
And many mooooooooooooore...... (Fade out into international waters)

Please send comments to Hell.

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