Dear Diary, Edit

I am eeble sonk, the famous pop star. All my fans threw their vests at me when I went on Top of the cops to sing my new single, 'flying mandolin' . which reached number 666 in the charts. Anyway, I told Gimli the dwarf, 'Compared to me, Gimli the dwarf, you sound like sheffield wednesday!' Then Gimli the dwarf said 'Oooh! I'll kill you eeble sonk! Wait till I tell Arnold Rimmer!'