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Events of 2050.

• The Polish people have been exterminated by Hitler 2.0 who was made by the scientoigist named Pollack Muzinski.

• 3 black men known on the "streets" to their "homeboys" as "TyRELL!" "TyrooonEE" and "SILASS!" were caught hustling the Kool-Aid man. They will be fined 50 hoes and 2 black hoes (the equivilant of 50 dollars and 2 cents). Word on the "street" is that the Kool-Aid man was actually a Polish undercover operative really known as SKI SKI SKI SKI-man"ski", looking to find fried chicken secrets from the "brotha" community. He has yet to be shot... ummm, taken prisoner...

• In 2050, The Jews will be gone thanks to Hitler 2.1 BETA. You have gained the trust of the world now, but there seems to be a bigger problem. What about all the niggas? What about all of the Bahirs (Iraqis)? What about all the world that is NOT white? Kill them ALL! Kill them ALL! Pleeeeease?

• A man known as "Carpet Man" was hustling illegal carpet and opium mixed with pixie sticks. He was later kidnaped by the polish prougie lovers, also known as the Gay-Straight Allaince. He was later raped up the asshole, he was realeased to the niggas. The sold him to the Koreans as a trade for some warcraft. Carpet man later said "I have stopped selling carpet. I am now going to travel around the world raping little boys."