10 Reasons Why Y Is Not Why

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1. It's shorter
2. It's easier to spell
3. It's not longer
4. It's not harder to spell
5. It only has one letter
6. It's a letter of the alphabet
7. It doesn't begin with W
8. It does not have three letters
9. It just isn't
10. It just isn't....oh, did I say that before? Doesn't matter...the viewers won't notice a thing